- Step 1: Wake up tired
- Step 2: Make your breakfast
- Step 3: Boil your hot water
- Step 4: Grind your coffee beans
- Step 5: Pour coffee into your french press and set timer for 4 minutes
- Step 6: Press coffee
- Step 7: Pour your coffee into your FAVOURITE coffee cup
- Step 8: Add a tiny splash of milk (less than 1 tablespoon), best before June 27, 2015.....
- Step 9: .....Uh oh.....
- Step 10: Stir coffee, lift spoon and discover white chunks
- Step 11: Dump coffee (I won't go into the graphic details of what was at the bottom)
- Step 12: Repeat steps 1 through 7, minus the favourite cup that you cannot even stomach to hand wash and use, skip steps 8-11
- Step 13: Pour in new milk (thank God for small miracles)
- Step 14: Enjoy!
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"A yawn is a silent scream for coffee." -Unknown |
ewww.... what a gross way to start your morning! I love my first cuppa joe in the morning.
ReplyDeleteI was not impressed. Thankfully I had milk in the fridge to make a new cup :)
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